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07/21/2007 - Miami, FL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Florida Marlins pitcher Scott Olsen was reportedly arrested Saturday morning after he did not pull over his car during a traffic stop.
According to the Miami Herald, Olsen was charged with driving under the influence, resisting arrest with violence and fleeing and eluding a police officer.
The incident occurred after the 23-year-old Olsen returned to Florida's rotation after serving a two-game suspension by the team for insubordination. Olsen lost two days of pay for conduct detrimental to the team.
The newspaper also reported that Olsen was clocked for speeding and would not pull over his car. After he finally did stop the car at his home in Aventura, the Herald reported that he fought with officers and would not take a breathalyzer test.
The Marlins' website reported that the team was not available for comment as of Saturday afternoon.
<< Garcia stays on top at Carnoustie
Carnoustie, Scotland (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Sergio Garcia's quest for his first
major championship is very much on track.
He shot a three-under 68 on Saturday to remain on top of the leaderboard after
three rounds of the British Open Champi
<< Phils' 2006 first-round pick to undergo Tommy John surgery
San Diego, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Philadelphia Phillies announced that
pitcher Kyle Drabek, the team's 2006 first-round draft pick, will undergo
season- ending Tommy John surgery on Wednesday.
The surgery will be performed in Ne
<< Report: Colts' Glenn to retire
Indianapolis, IN (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Indianapolis Colts offensive tackle
Tarik Glenn is reportedly set to retire from the National Football League.
According to a report in the Indianapolis Star, several sources close to Glenn
have to
<< Nadal moves into Stuttgart final
Stuttgart, Germany (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Top-seeded Rafael Nadal advanced to
the final at the Mercedes Cup after posting a victory in the semifinals on
Saturday.
Nadal, who won this title in 2005, defeated fellow Spaniard Feliciano L
Towers, Blue Jays blank Mariners >>
Toronto, ON (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Josh Towers pitched 6 2/3 shutout innings as
the Toronto Blue Jays edged the Seattle Mariners, 1-0, in the second contest
of a three-game set.
Towers (5-6) gave up just three hits while striking out four
Eschauer, Darcis to meet in Dutch Open final >>
Amersfoort, Netherlands (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Werner Eschauer of Austria and
Belgian Steve Darcis posted semifinal victories on Saturday at the Dutch Open.
Eschauer, who upset third seed Carlos Moya in the quarterfinals, whipped
Dutc
Muller, Szavay to meet in Palermo final >>
Palermo, Italy (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Martina Muller and Agnes Szavay will
meet in the final of the Palermo Open after both were victorious in their
semifinal matches on Saturday.
Muller, the second-seed from Germany, needed three
Drew, Diamondbacks edge Cubs >>
Chicago, IL (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Stephen Drew hit a go-ahead home run in the
eighth inning and the Arizona Diamondbacks held on to beat the Chicago Cubs,
3-2, in the middle contest of a three-game set at Wrigley Field.
Orlando Hudson we
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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