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02/10/2007 -
SALT LAKE CITY (AP) -Steve Francis returned for the New York Knicks on Saturday night at Utah after missing more than a month because of tendinitis in his right knee.
Francis was sidelined 17 games before entering Saturday's game against the Jazz with 1:35 left in the first quarter. It was Francis' 22nd appearance in New York's 51 games this season.
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TORONTO (AP) -Maple Leafs center Kris Newbury was taken off the ice on a stretcher late in the third period after a fight with Pittsburgh's Ronald Petrovicky on Saturday night.The Toronto forward took several punches to the head before falling to th
<< Sixers' Smith reports jewelry worth $100,000 missing
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BUFFALO, N.Y. (AP) -Sabres left wing Paul Gaustad will miss the rest of the season because of a sliced tendon in his left leg that will require surgery.``Right now, he's definitely done,'' Buffalo general manager Darcy Regier said Saturday night dur
<< Injured Boykins plans to miss no time
MILWAUKEE (AP) -Bucks guard Earl Boykins expects to miss no time despite injuring his right thumb - and possibly suffering ligament damage - in a game Thursday night.``When the doc was talking, I wasn't listening,'' Boykins said when asked what the
Senators-Canadiens, Sums >>
Ottawa 2 1 2-5Montreal 0 2 1-3First Period-1, Ottawa, Comrie 13 (Vermette, Preissing), 2:10. 2, Ottawa, Kelly 10 (Comrie, Vermette), 10:26. Penalties-Koivu, Mon (hooking), 3:36; Higgins, Mon (tripping), 6:05; Meszaros, Ott (interference), 7:21;
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Flames-Sabres, Sums >>
Calgary 0 1 1 0-2Buffalo 0 1 1 0-3Buffalo won shootout 1-0First Period-None. Penalties-Tallinder, Buf (tripping), :48; Hamrlik, Cal (interference), 4:56; Roy, Buf (hooking), 10:47.Second Period-1, Calgary, Huselius 25 (Phaneuf, Hamrlik), 3:45
Georgia 73, South Carolina 54 >>
COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -Senior guard Levi Stukes became Georgia's all-time leader in 3-pointers as Georgia snapped a three-game losing streak, rolling past South Carolina 73-54 Saturday night.The Bulldogs (14-9, 6-5 Southeastern Conference) swept the s
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
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